避雨遇上搭訕男

今天往地鐡中途突然間驟雨傾瀉，不得不停下來避避雨，立在大廈門口內一邊埋頭按手機一邊左右閃避行人，突然聽見一聲 Hello ！我不為意，因為心想不會是 Hello 我的，但見那藍色身影站在身旁不動，我抬頭望去。

Man :  Hello , What are you doing here ?
Me :   Hello , Yes ? But ,  I don't think I know you .
Man :  I know you . 
Me :   Is it ? No , I don't think so . Maybe somebody else , familiar face .
Man :  No ,  it's you . Last time I said Hello to you , you were scared , you hold your black handbag in this way , and walked away quickly ,remember ?
Me :   Errr .... ( 其實我唔記得了，但之前嗰段時間我真係拎黑色 agnis b 手袋，而佢指嘅方向係我會行經的，仲有佢學我突然受驚行開的步伐學得好似。 )

Man :   So why are you here ?
Me :   I am here to wait for the rain stop , I can't go now .
Man :  Ok , how about go to my working place , I am a chef .
Me :   Are you ? What kind of restaurant ?
Man :  Italian food , very close , just up there .
Me :   Errr ...  Not so good lar .
Man :  Why ? It's a restaurant .
Me :   Not so good lar , you work there , not good for your job .
Man :   I am the chef , but I work for nobody , I work for myself .
Me :   Arr , that means you are the boss .
Man :   I am not the boss , you are the boss , I invite you , but you say No , you are the boss .

嗰男人好熱情，我禮貌同佢握手後佢想 touch my shoulder , 我避開，因佢行近了，我聞到佢身上有飲過紅酒的味。如果話原本我見大雨真係想跟佢行上間餐廳坐下，但他身上淡淡的紅酒味已將這念頭徹底打消了，我很懷疑他是個街頭騙子。

這時見天色好轉，雨開始小了，我打算離開。男子見狀，改約我 " How about tomorrow ? " 我 say no , 於是男子問我幾時得閒，我話我唔識你，我唔會同你約見面架，男子好無奈歎了一聲，這時他電話響，他同電話那邊講他現在不在餐廳之後收線，然後轉而叫我俾手機號碼，我婉拒了，禮貌說聲 Bye Bye 轉身準備離開，他樣子有點嬲，說話聲略大了些，路人甲乙丙均望過嚟，但佢仍記得遞張咭片給我，該是他所講那間餐廳的咭片，問我幾時去佢間餐廳食嘢，叫我一定要去。我心想，而家的世道咩都專業化，連道具都準備了。

不過，剛才上網試查下，又估唔到真有那間餐廳。

哈哈，原來人家可能並不是街頭騙子，嗯，說不定哪日真係約二、三個朋友去佢間餐廳食下，如食評講的，另類的意大利菜。